trumponfone $tone
PRESIDENT OF THE INTERNET · CURRENTLY TYPING

trumponfone

$tone online, unfortunately

America can wait. The group chat cannot.

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CURRENT STATUS

The call never ends.

He found one quiet rock above Washington. Then the notifications found him.

battery: suspiciously fine screen time: classified last seen: right now
TONE
Man in a dark suit sitting and looking at a phone
9:41▮▮▮
Close-up portrait looking at a phone
incoming thought
“just one more post”
THE LITTLE WORLD

Oval Office.
Airplane mode.

Somewhere between a state dinner and a 3 a.m. notification, trumponfone stopped looking up.

The eagle keeps watch. The city keeps moving. The phone keeps winning.

HOUSE RULE #01 If the phone buzzes, the meeting is over.
Bald eagle from the supplied scene
THE ONLY ONE STILL PAYING ATTENTION
Washington skyline from the supplied scene
BACKGROUND APP: WASHINGTON, D.C.
PRESIDENT
OF THE
INTERNET
LIVE FROM THE LOCK SCREEN

Three notifications.
Zero urgency.

THE EAGLE

you have been sitting there for 47 minutes

TRUMPONFONE

typing…

WASHINGTON

sir?

TRUMPONFONE

seen

THE HOTLINE

Pick up.

The timeline is already ringing.

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